If you’re single, don’t be so eager to go find yourself a boyfriend. Instead, go off and find something better. Something that will give you less problems, less drama, and much more smiles and joy. Get yourself a cat! Save yourself from unnecessary drama, and instead dive into cuddle overload, cuteness overload, and laugh overload. Sounds a lot better, don’t you think?
1. They’re Better Cuddlers
Snugly, warm and flexible. It’s like a living stuffed animal.
2. They’re Better Listeners
Without interrupting or breaking eye contact.
3. They Always Take An Interest In Your Work or Studies
4. Their Fur is Softer Than Facial Hair
Kissing your baby feline doesn’t give your face rug-burn.
5. They Always Think Your Cooking Is Purrfect
They don’t care if you can’t create a 5 Star Dinner. They’ll eat it regardless.
6. They don’t care if you can’t create a 5 Star Dinner. They’ll eat it regardless
They’re just fascinated by those moving pictures.
7. They Forgive You Faster
To be fair, this changes when they become adult cats.
8. They Don’t Talk Back
…or ever tell you you’re wrong.
9. Purring Is Cuter Than Snoring
Actually, snoring isn’t cute at all.
10. It’s Easier To Get Their Attention
You can distract a kitten from their fancy toys and games.
11. They Don’t Leave the Toilet Seat Up
They’re either trained to use it properly, or they don’t use it at all.
12. They Appreciate Your Wardrobe
Since they love your clothing collection so much, they must sleep in your drawers and closets.
13. And Last but Not Least: They’ll never leave your side
Not that we always use it, but it’s nice to have the option.
